Random quotations (of the random variety)

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Me, Moiself and I
"I've always wanted to see a bald girl...
that... and a woman with a mooostash"

"Miss, what's a wedge?"
"It's erm.. when the man has quite a big... y'know..."
"No wonder he doesn't know what it means."

"Have you learned anything today then Robert?"
"Ermm! Suffragettes were women...!"

"I'm confused... why is bitch being an Alanah?"

"Is it bionic yoghurt? ...oh shit no!"

"It was 5 minutes after I put the moisturiser on... then I got moist."

"It's so nice after a storm... like the weather just had a massive diorhea."

"OMG her fanny is on display!"
"...her fanny?"
"You know... her pooper."

"It's not fair, Kirtsy broke my stick!"

"What's a sternum?"

"What's a tragus?"

"I just wanna go outside strip naked and roll on it like a sausage"
"I beg your pardon!?"
"On the snow you idiot. What was your weird little mind thinking?"

Grindall quotes (drama teacher)
"Robert, you need to be more erect"

"Kate, this is the part where you take Kirsty from behind"

"Kirsty, stop fisting her"

"Her husband left her so she commited suicide"
"So she didn't take it very well then?"

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